If something is marked as not a sexuality, it fits in one of 7 catagories.
•It is a modifier, or a condition of an already existing sexuality.
•Its only reason for existing is to erase, berate, or insult any Cisgendered, and or Heterosexual people. Or it erases one or more of the sexuality spectrum in some way shape or form.
•It doesn't make any sense in context.
•It is a fetish and therefore is not a sexual orientation.
•It is a harmful paraphilia that should not be tolerated in modern society.
•It is clearly a joke.
It talks about something that isn't about sexuality.